Me. At least after what I've been through.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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