talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Shame is for Republicans.
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