oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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