Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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