cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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