I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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