I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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