the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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