Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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