i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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