I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
