i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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