Don't you send me to vm
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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