He is an equal opportunity slut.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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