I seem to have left my pride at pride
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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