I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
