Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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