dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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