TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
honey bunches of taint.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I need a burrito and a hug.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Randomize
