By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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