You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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