Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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