i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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