Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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