Dual....:-)
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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