I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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