Yo dont text me then not text me
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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