is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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