The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
