Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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