I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
if i can run in heels then i can drive
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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