She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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