Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
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