She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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