Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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