these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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