A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
tell your sister to shave her snatch
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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