you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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