11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
