i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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