i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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