dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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