There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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