I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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