do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You can't motorboat a personality
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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