I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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