Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
tonight lets celebrate not being married
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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