So gin and wine won't be happening again
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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