There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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