the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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