I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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