Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Randomize
